Seriously....
This same ad was on MYSPACE!!! its insane! If you saw this on a regular webpage and clicked on it what would you expect? honestly?! PORN RIGHT? yeah thats what i thought...so here is my story
I was at work the other day at a kiosk in the mall. Normally business goes on in spurts; sometimes its really busy, and sometimes we are just sitting there doing absolutely nothing. Lucky for me, my job has blessed me with the ability to USE THE INTERNET. Just like most teens or 21yr olds, I go on myspace (every teenagers daily ritual). So im on myspace, and this lady is standing behind me just staring, with her 12 or so year old daughter. She just kept staring at me with a look of disgust as if i cursed her and her whole family and she was just coming back for revenge. I mean she looked as if she hated me..... Then she opened up her mouth and actually spoke. She said three words: "YOU DISGUST ME!" I had no idea what she was talking about until i looked up on my myspace page and saw an ad for live video dating chats or something. I was stunned and had no clue what to say to the woman, because she really had a point. I felt as if i was looking at porn!! Since that day whenever i go on myspace i have to lean forward so that the customers walking behind me can't see what it is exactly im looking at... this is the life i've been reduced to!! but seriously these ads are sooo seductive.. and we all know that myspace doesn't have any damn age restrictions. Once a 12 year old clicks on one of these seductive ads they are locked in because we all know the whole porno story. Once you click on one ad YOU"RE SCREWED, because you're going to get 12 pop ups for that one click. And as soon as you want to stop, you find one site that just peeeks your interest. This is the world of porn my friends; you try to leave but you just get completely caught up. Anyhow, this is one of the ads im talking about. Lets analyze it...
So this girl here..
I SWEAR TO YOU...before she took her clothes off and got to where she's at now, she had on a jacket. The whole ad was like a mini video where she seductively took off the jacket so that i could click on the ad... AND DAMMIT!! SHE GOT ME!! NO!!!!!!!
yeah man... this girl had me ready whackdaboner if u kno wat i mean...
So anyway, i was done with checkin this girl out, and decided to get back on track with emailing my friends and hanging out on myspace until i landed on another one!! and she was even hotter! let me rephrase that..i landed on 5!!
I tell ya man...Myspace is a trap!
